It was a good time. The cliff notes for those who are interested are (long run on sentences/bad grammar warning):
Leave house and forget to eat and shit, look for McDonalds on the way and end up at the one on Lasalle, great there’s a sports authority across the street and Jerry wants to get a volleyball, eat shit and get volleyball, make a turn going to wrong way and end up at soldier field, make another wrong turn and get lost, finally realize where the fuck we are and try to park (I had the worst co-pilots in history), watch a guy crush his bicycle on the top of his car while try to get into the garage (lol), try not to punch Jerry in the face for tossing a volleyball at the back of my seat while looking for parking, parking garage is full so we have to find another, finally we park!
Then we start drinking and walking to the show. We finally find a nice spot but douchebags keep standing in front of us. Rar rar rar most of them move but we get this asshole who we know can hear us but is ignoring us. Finally Creepshow asked him if he was ignoring us or just a fucking douchebag. An epic beach brawl happens and his GF gives us the finger (lol stupid bitch). The show went on and after like 10 of them nobody really cared anymore since they were basically just falling in the water after about 15ft. So we drank more…Robot met up with us and drank the rest of my vodka (prick!). But it’s okay since his friends have beer. I need to re-hydrate at this point so beer will do my body good. (Oh damn, that cold beer drank good!) I see some little midget I went to grade school with but I couldn’t remember his name so I just keep calling him “Bro”. Creepshow and I got into a fight so I put him in an armbar (see pics) and fucked up his shoulder. Then he got me back later and elbowed me in the neck (fucking ouch!).
Then it was time for Jerry to show me his wicked spike serve thing. The genius bought a ball but forgot about bringing a net. We ended up playing drunken volley ball without a net (we did however have a pretty sweet line crossed in the sand). After that we sat down and creepshow passed out within 3min (see pics for ass on head shot).
Since I’m so awesome, we decided to enter the contest the next time it comes back to Chicago. You know, to bring it up a notch…We are currently looking for volunteers to help build and maybe a 26er to pilot since they don't allow children to fly them.
I can’t remember much more than that. Maybe when I see the pics, I’ll remember more.
Fuck those weren't really cliff notes, stupid novel length posts. I never read those.
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Originally Posted by SouthernBellefromSC
Tommy we need a report... did you go? and where is the picture of your ass and one of Jerry playing volleyball...
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Yes, there is a pic of my ass. Unfortunately it's on my friend's camera so I don't have it yet. I think there are some pics of us playing volleyball. Not my best decision after what happened last time but I got lucky and no torn muscles or herniated discs.
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Originally Posted by lauriebell
t-how was it?
i ended up going to the red bull soapbox derby in philly despite hannah
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It was awesome. I got so drunk I didn't even realize when the gliders finshed. One minute we’re laughing at the whole situation, the next we're yelling at people for standing in front of us, and the next people were gone. That beach cleared out fast.
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Originally Posted by jskidder
i'm confused here tommy. you were going to flutag on a saturday afternoon instead of watching college football, yet you are married...to a woman. perplexing.
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Haha, I had no idea how homo Flugtag was going to be, I would say at least 2/3 of the teams were gay.
No college football for me (I just can't get into it). I did watch the bears crush last night but only because I was at a party and the game was on.
GOOOOO COCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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